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Men
love to ask each other questions like this. We love to create
hypothetical scenarios and have a given set of options to try to decide
where we would most like to stick our penis.
When we do this,
women frequently write it off as being silly or childish. We know
better. These are important things to know about yourself and your
friends. We ask these questions for the same reason that dogs sniff
each other's butts. We want to know where a guy has been and what he's
made of.
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Last week I was happy to be able to play my home club. It’s the club
here in Austin that I first started performing at and it meant that I
got to perform every night and then sleep in my own bed.
It also meant that I had to get up at 6 a.m. three days in a row to go do morning radio.
Morning radio is an essential duty for a working comedian. You do a
show the night before and strangers want to buy shots for you after the
show and you have to show up at the studio at the crack of dawn
smelling like booze and cigarettes, with stripper glitter on your face.
It’s very difficult to be funny in that state. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 April 2008 )
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Marriage is the shit. It really is wonderful, or at least mine is. I have someone who is there when I need for her to let me know that something I’ve said is not as funny as I think it is, to pick me up when I’m down and to be my best friend. I’m usually there for her when she needs a jar opened. Neither of us are the jealous type, however there are things that can happen in a marriage that will annoy even the most easy-going and tolerant of spouses. Case in point: last weekend we were at a comedy club to watch a friend of ours perform. The place was pretty crowded and there were no seats available so we happily stood at the bar with our beers. We were both watching the show so my wife was standing in front of me with her back to me. |
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